Nice to meet you....RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

fullmetal-dipshit:

legendary

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

sylphoftime:

to this day i think the best response to street harassment is when i saw this two dickheads from my block riding around yelling at girls and they screamed “SHOW US YOUR TITS” to this one woman who was running and she just took off her sunglasses and stared them down and you could hear “OH FUCK THAT’S MY MOM HIT THE GAS” and i’m pretty sure that boy is still grounded

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough.

syrupy-fallen-angel:

dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

Coincidentally, thats about the same amount of demon blood sam winchester drank to over power lucifer.

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

Kairi being a badass for

echoes-through-eternity:

mahinamama:

gnostic-forest:

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

I really fucking love this.

BLESS THIS POST

Stretch marks look cool

echoes-through-eternity:

mahinamama:

gnostic-forest:

c-hange:

reality is girls have stretch marks and instead of shaming and photo shopping people should accept and embrace it.

I really fucking love this.

BLESS THIS POST

Stretch marks look cool